Act I, Scene I

Characters:
Me (M)
My sis (S)
My bro (B)
My sis's friend (SF)

The story:

SF: (through MSN) Eh, u kena NS ar?
S : Know already mer?!?!?!
SF: Yeah.
S: WHAT?!?! U kena ar?! Who else kena?! How to check?!?!
SF: SMS... I didn't kena.

(S and SF proceeded through a sorta lengthy discussion about who kena NS, and how to check. In walked M and B)

M: No point checking through the website. Sure cannot de... the website will be overloaded then cannot even load the page.
B: So fast keluar ady mer, the result?
S: I'm gonna cry if I kena.
M: Eh... they said if you go there sure you will have fun then takmau balik ady.
S: I'll cry!
B: Waahaha!

(S went off to get her phone from her room. Sat down in front of the computer again and typed out the message to check her fate. Suddenly, she handed the phone to M.)

M: What?
S: I don't want to send. (Put her hand over her eyes and lowered down her head as though she was grieving)
M: Send ar?
S: (Head still down) Send lar. (Turned back to her MSN and her friend) Eh... how long the reply will come?
SF: One minute.

(One minute later...)

S: Takda!
SF: Wait lar!

(B ran off. Came back a few seconds later. Suddenly, S's phone rang!)

S: (Panicky) NO! It's here! (Made a pitiful sound before looking at her phone. Again, put her hand to her eyes and lowered her head.)
M: What? (Grabbed S's phone, looked, and laughed)
B: Gotcha!
S: (Made sounds inbetween laughing and crying) You idiot!

(B ran off, grinning. S proceeded to complain about B to SF. Then, S's phone rang again. M picked up the phone.)

M: Eh... it's here.
S: (Stared at M with wide eyes) Read it.
B: (Came outta nowhere and tried to grab the phone from M's hand) Kena?
M: (Smacked his hand away) It's not your phone. (Looked at S) Tak mau tengok?
S: You tengok.

(M read the msg while S prepared for the worst.)

M: Sorry, service currently unavailable.
S: What?! (Grabbed the phone and read the message) Damn.

(And S proceeded to complain to SF about how fate loves playing with her.)